Funny Chicken Kitchen Towel

Funny Chicken Kitchen Towel – “I May Look Calm…”

Made at home.  Waffle, super soft kitchen/tea towel.  This towel says what your face politely won’t: “I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve pecked you three times.” Perfect for the kitchen boss who’s smiling on the outside but low-key over it on the inside.

🐔 Sass, sarcasm, and just the right amount of passive-aggressive poultry
🧼 Super absorbent and machine washable—because life’s messy
🎁 Makes an egg-cellent gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself (we don’t judge)

Add a little attitude to your kitchen—one peck at a time!